"Quiz Time!" by Zoya, Lex & Melissa

Quiz Time! Name five...


* Things that Edward and Bella talk about:
1. Their tragic love affair.
2. The mundanity of her human existence.
3. When/how he's going to commit suicide.
4. Edward.
5. How Bella can't outrun, outfight, or resist Edward, who is 'designed to kill'.

*Things that attracted Edward to Bella:
1. The smell of her tasty, mortal blood.
2. Her naivety (because we all know predators like easy prey).
3. ...
4. .... *awkward glance around*
5. ..... *crickets*

* Things that attracted Bella to Edward:
(Disclaimer: these views are not held or endorsed by the writers of this zine)
1. His liquid topaz eyes.
2. His marble skin.
3. His velvety voice.
4. His God-like stature.
5. His general hotness.

* Mean things that Bella's friends do to her:
1. Make her feel welcome in a new town.
2. Invite her on heinous outings such as to the beach or shopping.
3. Try to warn her off the creepy Cullen kids (who turn out to be dangerous, blood sucking vampires).
4. They're just, like, always totally up in her grill.
5. Be human.

* Nice things Bella does for her friends:
1. Begrudgingly hangs out with Jessica when forced to by Charlie.
2. Knowingly toys with Mike's emotions, and uses him to get a job.
3. Kindly bestows Mike and Eric onto Angela and Jessica, because, she, like, totally likes vampires.
4. Uses Jacob's mechanical skills, and repays him with the pain of unrequited love.
5. Graces them with her silent, creepy presence when Edward dumps her and she has no one to sit with at lunch.

* Of Bella's interests:
1. Edward.
2. Cooking for Charlie.
3. Being superior to her classmates.
4. ...
5. ... *cough*... *Ahem*... *sideways glance*...

* Of Edward's interests:
1. Bella's blood.
2. Other blood.
3. Suicide plans.
4. Climbing trees.
5. Kidnapping plots.

* Ways to describe Edward's eyes:
1. Liquid topaz.
2. Golden ambrosia haloes.
3. The broke, tormented, tortured, shattered, bruised, cut, depressed eyes of a (suicidal) angel.
4. Topazy liquid.
5. Melting amber frangelico brown orange.