“Is Your Supernatural Man Abusive?
Take this Quick Quiz and see!
1) Is he the jealous type? The threaten-to-kill-your-guy-friends type?
2) Does he take the engine out of your car so you can’t leave him?
3) Does he insist on driving, or carrying you even when you have your own legs?
4) Has he broken into your house to watch you sleep?
5) Is he really hot, but guilt trips you for wanting to sex him up?
6) Has he ever kidnapped or imprisoned you?
7) Does he often disappear without explanation?
8) Does he try to plan your life against your wishes? (filling out college forms, when you just want to become undead and jump his bones?)
9) Is his mind-reading sister instructed to obsessively check your future whereabouts?
10) Does his holographic floating head get mad when you ride motorbikes and jump of cliffs?
11) Does he do all this “because he loves you”?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, you might be Bella Swan. In which case, your “perfect” vampire boyfriend is definitely abusive.
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