"Best Twilight-Related Facebook Comments" by Zoya

Best Twilight-Related Facebook comments:


We all know that the most extreme expressions of obsession are found on the internet, so it came as no surprise when I found over 500 Edward Cullen related facebook groups. And my, how hilarious were the discussion boards!

From the group 'Because of Edward Cullen, human boys have lost their charm':

Discussion thread: 'How can guys like me compete with VAMPIRES????'

"oh i think they could...i know someone who is the human version of edward...its creppy he even looks like him! O_O"

Ok, seriously, she must mean ‘looks like Robert Pattinson,’ right? Because Edward IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, meaning he is IN YOUR HEAD, meaning HE LOOKS DIFFERENT DEPENDING ON WHAT KIND OF HEAD YOU POSSESS. Geez.

"Men nowadays aren't anywhere near as chivalrous (did I spell that right?) as Edward is. It would be nice to have a door held open!! Although I guess we kind of did it to ourselves with the whole "treat us as equals" stuff LOL"

Ah, yes. Feminism. LOL. How dare women ask to be treated as equals? Now no one will hold doors open for us! And Edward is just so chivalrous, what with the way he controls Bella, and kidnaps her on occasion, and dumps her for no reason, and blames her when he hurts her during sex. If only I could find a romantic guy like that!

From the group 'Forget Prince Charming - I'm Waiting For My EDWARD CULLEN':

Discussion thread: 'Is Edward Cullen hotter than Joe Jonas?'

"CHYAAA DUDEE. I MEAN REALLY. EDWARD CULLEN IS SEXIER IN ALL WAYS. AND THE THERES JOE JONAS. EWWW. HE AINT GOT NUTTIN ON EDWARD. IN FACE, HE'S THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE."

"That's hard. I'm a huge Jonas Brothers fan, I love all three of them, including Joe. I hate Taylor Swift, she's a snob, so I don't care that Joe broke up with her on the phone. But, it's hard to choose between Edward and Joe. They both sing-very well. They're both insanely good-looking. They both write romantic songs. BUT they both would break up with girls rather harshly and not speak to them again for a long time. I'd have to say Edward. BUT I love you too Joe!!!!!!"

"HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK?? girl.. it's OVIOUS!!!

EDWARD CULLEN is WAY HOTTER than freakin joe jonas!!!!
come on!! you can't even compare them cuz joe would end up as a poop!"

Yeah. As if we needed any further indication that Twilight fans suffer from poor judgment - apparently they're all Jonas Brothers' fans as well. 'Nuff said.

From the group 'I am absolutely in love with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Series':

Discussion thread 'Twilight sucks.... you guys are all blind':

(Initial post)

"Twilight is the WORST BOOK SERIES EVER!!!!!!!!!! Its badly written, has a stupid plot and is made for tween girls who have nothing better to do with their lives then to swoon over edward cullen. If you want to actually read a good book then i suggest the Harry Potter series."

(Responses)

"no one asked u"

"u are just Stupid....If you havent got anything better to do with your time than Diss Edward and Twilight then whats the point ?...just join a harry potter group! and you havent got the power to stop twilight....ok? get the message.?"

"Why dont we all be friends huh yah ok lets be friend"

"Harry Potter? Honey, get a life...
why dont you just shut up and get the hell outta this group
Are you DUMB OR SOMETHING?????
Oh, Yeah, you read HARRY POTTER
Come back here when you have a life."

"STOP THIS JUST GO MAKE UR OWN SITE U JUST GOT NOTHIN BETTER 2 DO GO READ UR BELOVED HARRY POTTER BOOKS I LOVE TWILIGHT AND NOTHIN GOIN TO CHANGE THAT JUST STOP AND MAKE UR OWN GROUP BTW I HATE HARRYPOTTER IT MAKES DOG MESSYS AWSOME THATS HOW BAD IT IS."

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LOL. Seriously. Just LOL.